Dumpster Diving with Cely and Lexxa

Yesterday, I had finally done it. After months of a clean record with this outrageously costly piece of plastic and tin, I had finally managed to accidentally dispose it. In a school trash can. In the cafeteria,where even before the food is festering at the bottom of a rubbish bin, it's already sufficiently revolting.


"Are you sure it's in this bin?"
"Ah...yes?"


Together with my friends, Celina and Alexxa, I peered cautiously into the beholder of my once-clean retainer. That trash can was a disgusting abyss of gunky disposed bananas, some that looked like they were half-chewed and spit back out, soupy mashed potatoes, and a litany of different wrappers and plastic containers.


My face and a good half of my torso were engulfed by the garbage bin for a good 8 minutes at least. Luckily, with the help of Cely and Lexxa (and with the moral support of a righteous janitor), I found my retainer.


That night, I spent so much time and effort in affirming that my retainer was clean, I'm pretty sure that it came out cleaner than before it had landed in the trash can.